so we had 3 bottles of shampoo and 0 bottles of conditioner

then mum came home excited that she bought ten bottles of conditioner on sale

it turns out she bought shampoo

now we have 13 bottles of shampoo

and 0 bottles of conditioner

here’s another fun little tidbit

the shampoo she bought is for premium blonde to sand dune coloured hair

i am your child HAVE YOU EVER SEEN ME? WE ARE ASIAN GODDAMNIT

(Quelle: fallingintothedenouement)

WHAT THE FUCK!! you’re kidding right

SOOO! KEINE PUNKTE FÜR GRIECHENLAND!!!

i beg you germany, don’t give ANY of our points to Greece.

Just don’t

they’ve hurt my feelings

ok. thanks greece.

we give you money and what do you give back to us?

honestly

quinntana:

this is the part of the eurovision where europe may or may not start a third war. 

americans can go choke on their freedom right now because europe’s having the biggest party of the year

(Quelle: starssilhouetteme)

Do some families actually have “family game night” because my family doesn’t even eat dinner together

(Quelle: teapayne)